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6/4/2005

Mission Critical

Filed under: — Greg @ 1:01 pm

The following is a reproduction of a real email thread that occurred earlier today within a corporate office environment. Names have been removed to protect any possible confidentiality considerations.

Although this is a true story, it is filed under “Jokes” for what will become obvious reasons.

From: [Office Manager]
To: Office distribution list
Subject: Drinks

Team ? We are currently in the process of evaluating our drink vendor to ensure that we are receiving top-notch service and completive pricing. Over the next couple of weeks, you will most likely see samples of different coffees; don?t be alarmed we?re not taking away Starbucks.

Feel free to sample the coffee and provide me with any feedback you have.

Have a wonderful weekend!
Thank you,
[Office Manager]

A reply was issued shortly thereafter, by an employee who is attached to that office but works out of his home:

From: [Employee]
To: [Office Manager]
Subject: Re: Drinks
Importance: *HIGH*

I will need samples of this coffee forwarded to my house. It is of the highest level of importance that I participate in this coffee tasting process, as the future of the company and perhaps the global work force at large, weighs in the balance.

Please use the highest level of shipping and posting to ensure freshness.

Thanks you!

22 Responses to “Mission Critical”

  1. Kat says:

    hahahahahahaha

  2. 2sleepy4u says:

    hah i like that guy

  3. CRAKING UP says:

    ROLLS ON FLOOR LAUGHING* SHIT MAN THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY! OH MY GOSH SHIT!! xD

  4. claire (im silly) says:

    no need for the swearing! :@

  5. duckie says:

    Why is it funny? coffee tasting is VERY important!!! if people didn’t test coffee, terrible things could happen!

  6. alien resident evil says:

    just one more empty joke, too many words for what. u americans do nothing to get a better administration, but laugh your stupid asses with a dumb coffe joke. congratulations, you have what you deserve.

  7. Greg says:

    Being insulted by a person who can’t spell is like being mugged by someone wielding a nerf bat.

  8. Wildbluesun says:

    Note the name of the site: PROCRASTINATORS.org. Stupid things are quite welcome here, so long as they are stupid and amusing, such as the above coffee joke, and not stupid and insulting, like the above insult.

    Anyway…true example of an oppurtunist at work! (Did I spell that right? o.0)

  9. Lynze says:

    i agree with the nerf bat comment. wow. amazing how shallow some people are, is it not?

  10. Kellie says:

    i diddnt get the coffee thing- but the mugged-by-a-nerf-bat thing was hilarious! lmao!!

  11. HIgh Aussie says:

    HA HA HA NERF BATS ARE FUNNY

  12. MUAHAHAHAHAS says:

    MUAHAHAHAHA! THAT IS DA FUNNIEST JOK3 I EVER HEARD SON!

  13. yo_mama says:

    HAHAHA NERF… HAHAHAHA… BAT *bursts out laughing head of on floor (man, that’ll leave a stain… -_-;;)*

  14. j3ws0n says:

    alien resident evil Says:
    December 13th, 2005 at 11:46 am
    just one more empty joke, too many words for what. u americans do nothing to get a better administration, but laugh your stupid asses with a dumb coffe joke. congratulations, you have what you deserve.

    Greg Says:
    December 13th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
    Being insulted by a person who canít spell is like being mugged by someone wielding a nerf bat

    I think I just figured out just why this one was placed into the Jokes category! lmao

  15. courts says:

    Hmm im a little girl no need for the swearing, potty mouth!

  16. both the nerf bat and the coffee jolks were funny. man, i love procrastinating!

  17. bill bush says:

    what if nerf made coffe, we woulndt ave a problem in the first place, good job in electing its nice to know biggest stock pile of nukes are in your hands

  18. Greg says:

    I’d be happy to send you one of the spare nukes. What is your address?

    GPS coordinates are fine.

  19. Jeni says:

    haha, i had a nerf bat once!i hit my sis with it, so my parents threw it away!

  20. Anonymous says:

    LOL ROFL ROFL ROFL loved both jokes and even thought our gps friend was funny XD

  21. Jenna says:

    love the nerf bat. you know what else is fun? those foam swords! those are awesome

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