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8/19/2005

Laws of FelineDynamics

Filed under: — Greg @ 10:33 pm
  1. Conservation of energy. Cats sleep almost all the time, which conserves their energy for important tasks (such as getting in the way of your work).
  2. Catropy of a closed system will increase. The entropy in your life due to cats (catropy) tends to increase over time. This is because you gradually give up and realize that the cat is the one who is in charge.
  3. It is impossible to cause a cat to lose balance by any finite process. Cats are commonly believed to flip themselves around in mid-air to land on their feet, however this is a physical impossibility. In actuality, the cat simply adjusts the universe so that the direction it is facing becomes “down”.

–Greg

4 responses to “Laws of FelineDynamics”

  1. Lani says:

    that was so ~inspiring~ that i went, got my cat, and made him flip the universe. wooo!!!

  2. meg says:

    wish I had a cat, always knew they were omnipotent

  3. Stephanie says:

    You can make a cat lose balance, my lil oreo proved that the other day. You just gotta catch them….off guard. It’s rare it happens but you can make em lose balance.

  4. Amber says:

    Wow, that’s creepy. Somebody else with a cat named Oreo.

    Anyway… yes, I actually came up with that exact theory a few years ago. It seems it’s becoming the general consensus…

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