Laws of FelineDynamics
- Conservation of energy. Cats sleep almost all the time, which conserves their energy for important tasks (such as getting in the way of your work).
- Catropy of a closed system will increase. The entropy in your life due to cats (catropy) tends to increase over time. This is because you gradually give up and realize that the cat is the one who is in charge.
- It is impossible to cause a cat to lose balance by any finite process. Cats are commonly believed to flip themselves around in mid-air to land on their feet, however this is a physical impossibility. In actuality, the cat simply adjusts the universe so that the direction it is facing becomes “down”.
–Greg
October 15th, 2005 at 4:40 pm
that was so ~inspiring~ that i went, got my cat, and made him flip the universe. wooo!!!
December 9th, 2005 at 6:46 am
wish I had a cat, always knew they were omnipotent
February 3rd, 2006 at 4:18 am
You can make a cat lose balance, my lil oreo proved that the other day. You just gotta catch them….off guard. It’s rare it happens but you can make em lose balance.
February 13th, 2006 at 5:23 am
Wow, that’s creepy. Somebody else with a cat named Oreo.
Anyway… yes, I actually came up with that exact theory a few years ago. It seems it’s becoming the general consensus…