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8/19/2005

Rules for hitting on the waitress

Filed under: — Greg @ 11:11 pm
  1. Do not hit on the waitress.
  2. If you find yourself thinking “I think that waitress really likes me”, see rule #1. This rule also applies to strippers, but what are you doing at a strip club anyway.
  3. If you are at Hooters, see rule #1. Also, try the buffalo chicken.
  4. Actually, it’s still a free country, so hit on whoever you want. Just remember that with a customer/server dynamic, it’s not all that easy to tell the difference between someone who is good at her job, from someone who wants to be hit on.

–Erick, Greg

One response to “Rules for hitting on the waitress”

  1. Lola says:

    LOL !!!!

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