Rules for hitting on the waitress
- Do not hit on the waitress.
- If you find yourself thinking “I think that waitress really likes me”, see rule #1. This rule also applies to strippers, but what are you doing at a strip club anyway.
- If you are at Hooters, see rule #1. Also, try the buffalo chicken.
- Actually, it’s still a free country, so hit on whoever you want. Just remember that with a customer/server dynamic, it’s not all that easy to tell the difference between someone who is good at her job, from someone who wants to be hit on.
–Erick, Greg
