There’s nothing in the world like a good peanut joke. Unless you’re this girl. But you’re not. So, right. Peanut joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.

n.

1. Cat resting position in which legs are hidden underneath the cat, giving the appearance of a bread loaf.

– mere

n.

1. The inability to sleep due to your cat’s amusing but poorly timed antics.

–Greg