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11/6/2006

Pimp my Dolphin

Filed under: — Greg @ 7:52 am

A dolphin with extra fins has been discovered (by which I mean captured). Scientists assume this mutation is an evolutionary throwback to before cetaceans lost their back legs.

To me it seems clear that this is just a new body mod fad for bottlenose adolescents.

11/3/2006

catlock

Filed under: — Greg @ 5:07 pm

n.

  1. The condition of being unable to rise from a sitting position because a cat is purring or sleeping in your lap.

v.

  1. To protect your computer session when you go away so that your cat cannot affect it by walking on / sleeping on / eating parts of the keyboard.

-greg

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