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	<title>Procrastinators Club: Your Procrastination Resource. Procrastinate with pride! &#187; Definitions</title>
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	<description>Productivity is overrated.</description>
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		<title>storeberries</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2007/06/04/storeberries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jun 2007 00:08:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. frozen fruit that comes in bags in the grocery store, and may not be identifiable any longer as a fruit -ferrix]]></description>
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		<title>The Law of Inverse Airport Quality</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/12/20/the-law-of-inverse-airport-quality/</link>
		<comments>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/12/20/the-law-of-inverse-airport-quality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Law of Inverse Airport Quality states that the niceness of any airport is inversely proportional to the niceness of the city (or cities) that it services. Examples: The Detroit Metropolitan Airport is absolutely gorgeous. Detroit is an utter wreck. The Albuquerque International Sunport is a pretty nice airport, and even has free wireless Internet. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>catlock</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/11/03/catlock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2006 22:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. The condition of being unable to rise from a sitting position because a cat is purring or sleeping in your lap. v. To protect your computer session when you go away so that your cat cannot affect it by walking on / sleeping on / eating parts of the keyboard. -greg]]></description>
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		<title>the cat dimension</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/02/08/the-cat-dimension/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 01:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. where missing cat toys have vanished to. related to the laws of feline dynamics. this is theorizied to be a dimension parallel to where ever socks vanish into nate.]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>Chocoteano</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/01/31/chocoteano/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mere</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. The ultimate recipe for happiness and/or productivity. Chocolate + tea + techno. -mere]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>vanola</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2006/01/19/vanola/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 03:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. Cola flavored with vanilla. -greg]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>bocoa</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2005/12/28/bocoa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2005 05:58:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. Hot cocoa with a splash of Baileys &#8211;Greg]]></description>
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		<title>brain pellets</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2005/12/03/brain-pellets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2005 22:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>pace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n M&#038;M&#8217;s used to drive brain power nate.]]></description>
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		<title>Kittyloaf</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2005/11/20/kittyloaf/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mere</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. Cat resting position in which legs are hidden underneath the cat, giving the appearance of a bread loaf. - mere]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>catsomnia</title>
		<link>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2005/11/04/catsomnia/</link>
		<comments>http://procrastinators.org/archives/2005/11/04/catsomnia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Greg</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[n. The inability to sleep due to your cat&#8217;s amusing but poorly timed antics. &#8211;Greg]]></description>
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