Here at procrastinators.org, we strive to keep you, the discerning reader, abreast of the latest pet enhancements.

Earlier, as you may recall, we brought you the scoop on cellular dogs. Now, a biotech company in California is working on ways to build a better cat.

In a few years, our normal, allergy-inducing cats will have to compete with sleek new hypo-allergenic models. If these guys would just team up with Cat Dynamics, then we’d probably end up with a post-apocalyptic future where terrifying allergy-proof cyborg cat monsters have enslaved what remains of the human race.

We can only hope.