According to New Orleans, possession of Jell-O with intent to sell is now grounds for school suspension. This means that the school considers the primary use of Jell-O, by kids, mind you, to be an alcohol delivery mechanism. This is a real loss-of-innocence moment for me.

One of my favorite ways to avoid doing meaningful work is to watch an episode of Stargate: SG-1 on the TiVo. What can be better than watching O’Neil, Carter, and the crew combat nasty space snakes with glowing eyes?

How about an SG-1 video game! I just discovered the Stargate SG-1: The Alliance site, and I can’t wait to play it. The screenshot of the gate room looks really cool, although they didn’t show the gate.

I like how they just sort of randomly put a colon into the various Stargate franchise names wherever they feel like it.