Whenever I hear a really terrible pun, I am forced to share it with the rest of the world. It’s an unnatural compulsion, somewhat akin, I think, to the funniest joke in the world. In fact, I will spend a sum total of several hours out of my day telling this joke to various poor slobs.
It is in the spirit of wasting just a little bit more of both my time and yours that I give you today’s joke:
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was intense.