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5/2/2005

Joke of the Day

Filed under: — ardvaark @ 8:44 am

Whenever I hear a really terrible pun, I am forced to share it with the rest of the world. It’s an unnatural compulsion, somewhat akin, I think, to the funniest joke in the world. In fact, I will spend a sum total of several hours out of my day telling this joke to various poor slobs.

It is in the spirit of wasting just a little bit more of both my time and yours that I give you today’s joke:

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

It was intense.

11 responses to “Joke of the Day”

  1. Greg says:

    Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
    Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

  2. brooke says:

    i don’t get it. what’s the joke. now i feel shtupid

  3. alien resident evil says:

    well Brooke, if u feel stupid its becauz you’r oversensitive to other people’s state of mind >:D
    these jokes are fun only when you’r lucky enough to share amoeba’s intelligence level. or a peanut’s intelligence, for that matter.
    better stop wasting time on deep sites like this and go to places with real jokes.
    or just look around and see the big joke.
    like, if your neighbor is happy, he must be too dumb. now, as you’r smarter than him, you should be happier. innit?

  4. Greg says:

    Alien needs to get laid.

  5. jacqueline says:

    hey alien resident evil person I need to get laid too!

  6. Not for you to know. >D says:

    alien resident evil, if you think this is so lame and a waste of time and such, why the hell are you telling us that? Obviously these people find it funny, so what bussness is that of yours? =/ But anyways…

    I don’t get the joke myself, but that’s okay; I don’t think it’s supposed to make sence. Just waist time; thus the name of the site coming into effect. o.O

  7. Fred says:

    Just because YOU don’t get it doesn’t mean it isn’t funny.

  8. liney says:

    after a while i think i understand it… intense sounds like in tents…get it… hope i got it right lol all bow to my stupidity:P

  9. fr ted says:

    IT WAS IN TENTS.
    Bad american!

  10. wasnt funny says:

    well it wasnt but im wasting time in class so the comments made up for it

  11. Cupcakkeslive4eva says:

    Haha xD I love when people say intense… I automatically go “Like camping” Corny yes. Funny maybe. Random no.

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