1. Do not hit on the waitress.
2. If you find yourself thinking “I think that waitress really likes me”, see rule #1. This rule also applies to strippers, but what are you doing at a strip club anyway.
3. If you are at Hooters, see rule #1. Also, try the buffalo chicken.
4. Actually, it’s still a free country, so hit on whoever you want. Just remember that with a customer/server dynamic, it’s not all that easy to tell the difference between someone who is good at her job, from someone who wants to be hit on.

–Erick, Greg