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8/9/2005

snid

Filed under: — mere @ 8:01 pm

n.

  1. Little balls of fuzz that form on clothing.

related: Snid Eater

  1. Electronic device used for removing snids.

–mere

shiznitobiggitybizomb

Filed under: — Greg @ 7:55 pm

n.

  1. The mega-superlative form of awesome, combining the powers of the words shiznit and biggity bizomb.
  2. A person, place, or thing so amazingly great that it requires a 21-letter word to adequately express.

–Brian.V

Meep

Filed under: — mere @ 7:54 pm

n.

  1. The sound made by a happy ferret.
  2. A greeting used over IRC and instant messages.

–mere

coolio

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:44 am

adj.

  1. l33t, expressed in a non-l33t form.

–Brian.V

equality tests

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:43 am

oper.

  1. == : Equality
  2. === : Strict equality
  3. ==== : Must have same variable name equality

–Brian.V

morong

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:40 am

n.

  1. A person who is always wrong, and hence a fool.

–Brian.V

loast

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:38 am

n.

  1. The state of having inadvertently lost vast quantities of work, and thereby become toast.

–Greg

tipying

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:36 am

n.

  1. Typing poorly while drunk.

–Greg

foof

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:36 am

v.

  1. To blow around easily and look silly in the wind; i.e. medium length fine hair.

–Greg

sleep hangover

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:34 am

n.

  1. The headache that occurs after you have slept several hours too long.

–Greg

pamalingus

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:33 am

n.

  1. Invisible fuzz that shows up on your clothing under a black light.

–Pam, Lindsey

Skankbot

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:32 am

unit.

  1. 64 fl. ounces.

–Lindsey

Lindsey

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:31 am

unit.

  1. 60 inches.

–Lindsey

forever

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:31 am

unit.

  1. 20 minutes.

–Lindsey

ho

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:28 am

n.

  1. 1/3 of Santa’s laugh.
  2. A prostitute (with the connotation of being extra nasty and drippy).
  3. A misspelled gardening instrument.

–Brian.V

infishane

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:27 am

adj.

  1. Of or pertaining to the the cruel treatment of fish, especial those of the goldfish variety.
  2. Crazy fish antics performed for the entertainment of others.

    “Those tricks were infishane!”

–Mel

shuckles

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:26 am

n.

  1. Restraining devices made of chemically bonded chuckles candy.
  2. A bashful clown.
  3. A disease contracted from corn husks (col).

–Mel

disbelied

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:22 am

adj.

  1. The unshakable feeling that something is so unreal, that the universe has lied to you.
  2. Typo for ‘disbelief’.

–Doug

psychedelic engineering

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:20 am

n.

  1. The occupation or study of design and construction of lava lamps and other such devices.

–Brian.V

glumid

Filed under: — Greg @ 2:19 am

adj.

  1. Weather that is icky, cloudy, rainy, muggy, and humid.

–Greg

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