A Good Peanut Joke

11 Responses to “A Good Peanut Joke”

1. Greg Says:
   November 29th, 2005 at 9:17 pm

   The girl was 15.

   Don’t you just bet some parents will cop out and use that story to tell their young daughters that having boyfriends is dangerous?

2. Joe Says:
   December 15th, 2005 at 6:14 pm

   Speaking of peanuts (and not those of the original “Little Folks” flavor), here’s an oldie but a goodie:
   “Peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter. The 5:15 came rushing past — TOOT! TOOT! Peanut butter.”

3. Greg Says:
   December 28th, 2005 at 1:04 am

   Hah! Violence + peanuts = joke.

4. ERica Says:
   December 29th, 2005 at 12:46 pm

   Hilarious

5. Caitilin Says:
   January 7th, 2006 at 4:52 pm

   Whoa! Talk about a good joke. That was awesome!

6. Henk Says:
   March 6th, 2006 at 11:30 pm

   Good thing we put salt in most peanuts. How would we tell jokes if it was pepper?

7. http://easternway.proboards59.com Says:
   September 15th, 2006 at 5:23 am

   Agreed. XD

8. wut a luzer Says:
   September 27th, 2006 at 9:48 pm

   I was like “i dont get-… oooh.. i get it… asSALTed.. haha… thats pretty clever….*feels all smart* yup”

9. april Says:
   June 4th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

   one was assalted, the other was arroasted

10. Peanut butter fun Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 7:39 am

    lol the link is dead for the first joke but those following were good.

11. Constance Ottmann Says:
    April 28th, 2008 at 9:30 am

    TWO STUDENTS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. THEY WERE BOTH BABIES.

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