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A Good Peanut Joke

Filed under: — ardvaark @ 9:13 pm

There’s nothing in the world like a good peanut joke. Unless you’re this girl. But you’re not. So, right. Peanut joke.

Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was assaulted.

13 responses to “A Good Peanut Joke”

  1. Greg says:

    The girl was 15.

    Don’t you just bet some parents will cop out and use that story to tell their young daughters that having boyfriends is dangerous?

  2. Joe says:

    Speaking of peanuts (and not those of the original “Little Folks” flavor), here’s an oldie but a goodie:
    “Peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter. The 5:15 came rushing past — TOOT! TOOT! Peanut butter.”

  3. Greg says:

    Hah! Violence + peanuts = joke.

  4. ERica says:


  5. Caitilin says:

    Whoa! Talk about a good joke. That was awesome!

  6. Henk says:

    Good thing we put salt in most peanuts. How would we tell jokes if it was pepper?

  7. wut a luzer says:

    I was like “i dont get-… oooh.. i get it… asSALTed.. haha… thats pretty clever….*feels all smart* yup”

  8. april says:

    one was assalted, the other was arroasted

  9. Peanut butter fun says:

    lol the link is dead for the first joke but those following were good.

  10. Constance Ottmann says:


  11. Cupcakkeslive4eva says:

    Lol thats funny but if i didnt read the comments i would have never knew what it ment…. ._.

  12. Dave says:

    Wow my teacher tells thi joke at the end of the year and he hasnt told it yet and i got curious so i dearched it not that funny

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