Heave to and stand straight, ye lubbers! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! So git out yer Bandana’s and favourite parrot, break out th’ rum ‘n git loaded to the gunwhales, and belay that lubber talk and let out a “Yarr!” lest I besow a Blackspot upon ye!
So call yer local 7-11 merchant a Scallywag, Answer yer phone with a hearty Ahoy, and round up yer favourate lass (or lad) for some pirate merriment!
An if’n you don’t recoginze me, I’m a brand new recruit for these bilge drinkers at Procrastinators.org. Head over to my personal blog or my portfolio website (which is currently under a re-design, so don’t mind the broken links.)