A Good Peanut Joke

13 responses to “A Good Peanut Joke”

1. Greg says:

   11/29/2005 at 9:17 pm

   The girl was 15.

   Don’t you just bet some parents will cop out and use that story to tell their young daughters that having boyfriends is dangerous?

2. Joe says:

   12/15/2005 at 6:14 pm

   Speaking of peanuts (and not those of the original “Little Folks” flavor), here’s an oldie but a goodie:
   “Peanut sat on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter. The 5:15 came rushing past — TOOT! TOOT! Peanut butter.”

3. Greg says:

   12/28/2005 at 1:04 am

   Hah! Violence + peanuts = joke.

4. ERica says:

   12/29/2005 at 12:46 pm

   Hilarious

5. Caitilin says:

   1/7/2006 at 4:52 pm

   Whoa! Talk about a good joke. That was awesome!

6. Henk says:

   3/6/2006 at 11:30 pm

   Good thing we put salt in most peanuts. How would we tell jokes if it was pepper?

7. http://easternway.proboards59.com says:

   9/15/2006 at 5:23 am

   Agreed. XD

8. wut a luzer says:

   9/27/2006 at 9:48 pm

   I was like “i dont get-… oooh.. i get it… asSALTed.. haha… thats pretty clever….*feels all smart* yup”

9. april says:

   6/4/2007 at 12:24 pm

   one was assalted, the other was arroasted

10. Peanut butter fun says:

    10/29/2007 at 7:39 am

    lol the link is dead for the first joke but those following were good.

11. Constance Ottmann says:

    4/28/2008 at 9:30 am

    TWO STUDENTS WERE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD. THEY WERE BOTH BABIES.

12. Cupcakkeslive4eva says:

    10/1/2010 at 10:37 am

    Lol thats funny but if i didnt read the comments i would have never knew what it ment…. ._.

13. Dave says:

    11/24/2012 at 3:13 pm

    Wow my teacher tells thi joke at the end of the year and he hasnt told it yet and i got curious so i dearched it not that funny