Goldfish Extinction
Damn you, Pepperidge Farm. Every time I find a new Goldfish cracker variety that I enjoy, that species quickly disappears, to be replaced by slightly less powerful breeds in flashier packaging. They used to have “Spicy Cheddar”, then they downgraded to “Nothin’ but Nacho”, and now all I can find is “Eh, it’s still Cheese Flavored”.